My favorite part of AI tools pretending they can read articles is they'll happily summarize a boatload of lies from https://nytimes.com/2020/01/01/otter-steals-surfboards/
, but when you nudge the date into the future to https://nytimes.com/2025/01/01/otter-steals-surfboards/
it says no no, it can't tell the future, how absurd of you to even ask.